When my pencil falls in class, I usually take it by dragging my foot, because I`m too lazy to take it with my hand.
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"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, the fat makes you look fat."
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Seeing guys play with little kids Is probably one of the most attractive things ever...
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I`ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year`s resolution. 1024x768.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen..
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That awkward moment when you wait for a text but then you realize you`re the one who didn`t reply.
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if it`s worth it to get up & pee or if you can hold it in until the morning..
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When I say-"I`ve cleaned my room", That usually means "I`ve made a path from the door to my bed."
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spect people`s feelings. Even if it doesn`t mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.
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When my parents says they have to ask me a question, I think of all the bad things I`ve done recently.
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