It sucks when really hot/attractive people have terrible personalities.
-unknown
Facebook status
Once a teacher knows your name, they just wanna keep calling on you!
-Leila
My name is I, my problem LOVE,and the solution is YOU<3
-Mazhar
I hate when you`re eating chips & the crunching is louder than the TV.
-unknown
My neighbors love my music so much when I blast it, that they invited the police to listen.
-unknown
Dear Mom & Dad, when you said- "Let`s go", I assumed you were ready to go also. Sincerely, Been waiting in the car for 20 minutes.
-unknown
That moment when 10 year olds have a better phone than you.
-unknown
If steroids and other performance enhancing drugs are illegal for athletes, shouldn`t Photoshop be illegal for models??
-unknown
I don`t ask for much. All I want is for a group of scientists to team up & figure out a way to give me superpowers.
-unknown
Behind every great status.. There is ctrl+c & ctrl+v
-unknown