"Are You Single?" "No, I`m Plural." "No, I mean, are you free this friday?" "No, I`m expensive!"
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Facebook status
Okay I get it, I made a mistake. STOP REMINDING ME.
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There are 7 continents, 196 countries, 50 states, 5 oceans, 8 planets, and I had the unfortunate luck to meet you.
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Friend- "Your phone`s ringing." You- "Yeah, phones do that."
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No, I`m not being immature, I`m having fun. You should try it.
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"I LOVE THIS SONG!" - meaning I`m going to play it over & over again until I get annoyed of it.
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That awkward moment when you`re alone in the car with your friend`s parents.
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Taking a well deserved break after writing the title of your assignment.
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It`s better to have your heart broken once by walking away then to stay and have it broken over and over again.
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A good relationship can make you stronger. A bad relationship can make you wiser for next time.
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