My boyfriend is like my iPad, I don`t have an iPad.
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Facebook status
Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness: THAT`S LIFE!
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That awkward moment when people are singing "Happy Birthday" to you and you don`t know where to look.
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THE AWKWARD MOMENT: When you look up from your phone & the person you have been following around the supermarket, isn`t your Mom.
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When i have kids i`m going to make them watch the 2012 movie & tell them, "Yup, i survived that!" ...
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I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It`s a Dell, rolling in the deep.
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A pencil without an eraser is the same as a pen.
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You`re not sorry because you did it. You`re sorry because you got caught.
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can & will be posted on Facebook.
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Screw the alarm system. I’ve seen “Home Alone” I know what to do.
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