When you haven`t seen someone for a long time and they`ve suddenly become hot.
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"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." - Charles Dickens
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If he can`t keep a conversation going, don`t expect him to be able to keep a relationship going.
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When a girl is jealous, she is capable of doing better research than the FBI.
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Me- I got an A+! Mom- WTF, well done! Me- Do you know what WTF means? Mom- "Well That`s Fantastic!"
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I forgot your name, so can I call you MINE? :D
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Teacher: "Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?" Boy:" Easy, stop imagining."
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Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.
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There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can`t
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I`m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.
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