Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.
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Think smarter , not harder ☺
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School is like a prison. But they won’t let you out early for good behavior.
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I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
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Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling without reason!
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Men are always sincere. They change sincerity, that`s all!
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I hate it when I`m wearing socks and I step in something wet.
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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
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Be a nerd – no one can kill what already has no life.
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That one minute freedom you have when the teacher leaves the class.
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