Once in awhile, Right in the middle of an ordinary life, Love gives us a fairy tale.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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*Computer freezes.* Me: “WTF?!” *Starts clicking everywhere.*
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You can always get someone to love you, even if you have to do it yourself.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
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It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
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Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
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Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
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The moment someone tells you that you`re not good enough is the moment you know you`re better than them.
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
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