At my house, multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
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I`m actually way more attractive than I look.
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When you’re afraid to do something, chances are, it’s exactly the thing you should be doing.
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Nobody ever remembers that boys get heartbroken too.
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
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Shakespeare invented the word `assassination` and `bump`.
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TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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Let`s Make A Perfect Crime, ♥ "I Will Steal Your Heart, you will steal mine...!!! " ♥
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do you guys think 2012 is better than 2011 so far?
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It`s ironic how most kids rush to grow up and most adults want to be young
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