“If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.” - Marilyn Monroe
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When People say, "When I was little I..." And I`m just sitting there awkwardly like, "I still do that..."
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never explain yourself. your friends don`t need it & your enemies won`t believe it. ♥
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The sky isn`t always blue, the sun doesn`t always shine, and it`s okay to fall apart sometimes.
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Employee at Disney: Hey guys! I have a great idea! Instead of making new movies, let`s just remake all the old ones in 3D!
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I don`t make mistakes...I date them
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If you watch the Titanic backwards its about a magical boat that saves people.
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Making me happy doesn’t require a lot of effort...Actually, your presence is just enough ♥
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I advise you, don`t mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words ;)
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Its hard to grow up in a world where you never feel pretty enough. So learn to love yourself first, and your whole perspective will change.
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