Yes im single. No you dont have a chance.
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Facebook status
"If you fall, I`ll be there for you." - Floor
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The awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you & the plans don`t include you.
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Boys insult each other but they really dont mean it. Girls compliment each other but they really dont mean it either.
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Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
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``You`re supposed to be doing your homework.`` ``I am.`` ``Then why are you on Facebook?`` ``..I`m asking my friend for help."
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Dear hair, if you cooperated in the first place, we wouldn`t have to do this the hard way. Sincerely, the girl with flat iron.
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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn`t be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7.
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Dear baking soda, How is it that you`re good for baking AND cleaning toilet bowls? Sincerely, worried..
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The awkward eye contact I make with my teacher while trying to cheat on a test.
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