Admit it, you should be doing something else important right now... but you came to facebook instead.
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Facebook status
Friend- Knocks on your door. Best friend- Walks into your house & starts eating.
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Never tell a girl to calm down. It just makes her more angry.
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"If there ever comes a day when we cant be together, keep me in your heart and I`ll stay there forever." - Winnie The Pooh ♥
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My Definition of a clean room- a clear path from the door to my bed
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I`m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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Strong people stand up for themselves, but stronger people stand up for others.
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If you treat me right, I`ll treat you better
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"I`M GETTING PAPEEEERRR!!" Grandma please, stop playing with the printer.
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You`re braver than you believe. You`re stronger than you seem. And you`re smarter than you think.
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