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me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
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LIKE IF IT`S YOU:
*spends $7.00*
"Okay I need to calm down with all this spending"
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I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket
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I used to have such high standards for myself & now I’m surprised when Im able to clean my room or wake up on time or do anything productive
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When you`re proud of something and nobody cares ...
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Remember in grade school when the last days of school meant parties/carnivals and not finals?
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Can I skip to the part of my life where I’m financially stable and have someone to sleep next to every night
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do u ever speak to people and then you realize they aren’t listening so u fade out pretending you said nothing
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Money can`t buy you happiness? False. Getting my college paid for would make me happy.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY DOG THAT IM LEAVING FOR COLLEGE
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