I love my mom no matter what we go through & no matter how much we argue because I know, in the end, she’ll always be there for me.
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If stress burned calories, I`d be a supermodel.
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Like if you also done (つ.と) PEEK-A-BOO!!! と( ° . ° )つ To a baby before :)
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"Quick, pretend you`re sleeping!" never gets old.
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LIKE IF:I`d rather carry 10 grocery bags in each hand than make two trips
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When life gives you lemons.. squirt it in your enemies eyes.
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i wasn`t ignoring you, i had to go walk my turtle
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I`m not a photographer..but I can picture us together
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Dear cellphone companies, please invent an "unsend my text" option.
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Looking at Facebook comments you made over a year ago and thinking how could you possibly be that stupid.
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