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Life was much easier when boys were still gross :$
-Ashley
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?
-Raghad
Man are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
-Pretty
Always wear nice pijamas to bed..you never know who you might meet in your dreams
-Kenneth
always give 100% at school:
12% monday
23% tuesday
40% wednesday
20% thursday
5% friday
-Miranda
From a girl`s point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy`s point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
-Klara
i want to be the girl your EX will hate. the girl your mother will LOVE. and the girl you want to be with FOREVER babeā„
-Klara
Every time I look into your eyes I melt, when you touch me my whole body gets warm inside, and when you tell me you love me, it takes all my pain and stress away, because I know I have finally found the one...
-Tanya
that moment when your mom asks you what the chicken she made for dinner tastes like.
-Anthony
Ladies, when you ask a boy who they like and they say "nobody", 1% are telling the truth, 5% are lying, 94% that "nobody" is you.
-unknown