The awkward moment when you`re talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you`re so hilarious.
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When I`m waiting in line for my food I tend to rehearse my order in my head.... anyone else?
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LIKE IF: Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you`ve been shot.
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I`m sorry I can`t give you my heart, someone else already has it. ♥
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The worse thing is caring about someone, wondering how they are when the truth is, they`ve stopped wondering about you a long time ago!
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3 solutions to every problem: accept it, change it, leave it. If you can`t accept it, change it. If you cant change it, leave it.
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Love is nothing without action. Trust is nothing without proof. Regret is nothing without change.
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All i need is a true friend who is willing to be with me and go through small and huge obstacles together.
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Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you. But you can’t use that as an excuse to hurt someone back.
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I wasn`t that drunk
Dude, you gave a midget a mushroom and said `Grow Mario! Grow!`
Dude, you gave a midget a mushroom and said `Grow Mario! Grow!`
-Martina