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Is that fake tan or you just took a shower in Fanta?
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Admit It. You talk to yourself, everyone does.
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5 lies that girls tell → 1) I`m fine. 2) I`m not jealous. 3) I`m over him. 4) Sure we can be friends. 5) It`s okay.
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It`s amazing what a girl will put up with for the boy she likes.
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I may look completely calm but in my head I`ve punched you in the face like three times.
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The most beautiful line is, "but, I love you." and the most painful is "I love you, but.."
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10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
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All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they`re not all the same. ♥
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Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. Everyone knows it. Except the two of them.
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A guy`s biggest mistake is giving another guy the opportunity to make his girl smile.
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