Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.
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Facebook status
I have a eating disorder, I be eating DIS order of fries, DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings!
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If Facebook ever shut down you`ll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!"
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LIKE If the caller I.D. says "unavailable", then so am I
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Going to your friend`s house and eating all their food like you own the place...
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Admit it, nobody calls them "Cool Ranch" they`re just the Blue Doritos.
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents. The second half will be ruined by our children
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"Are you athletic?" .. "HELL Yeah! I surf................the internet"
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It`s not cute when people use ":)))))". It looks like they have rolls of fat underneath their chin...
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Me: "I wanna go on a diet." Food: "HAHA! No."
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