Our generation today will be the weirdest grandparents
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If you think nobody cares if you`re alive, try missing a couple of payments...
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I married Miss Right. I just didn`t know her first name was Always.
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Typical Pingpong Game: 5% playing Pingpong. 95% chasing the Ball around the room
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Video game logic: Everyone worse than me is a noob, everyone better than me has no life
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Staying in the bathroom longer because you`re playing around with your phone....We all do it
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Best idea; Books where the letters glow in the dark.
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"All you do is sit on that computer" No mom. I sit on the chair.
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Ending a Facebook conversation by liking the last comment...
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My bank is the worst. They’re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can’t even afford to be broke
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