4xy+5x+-2b = b²-√5x. Screw this crap, I`ll work at McDonalds.
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"Can I use your phone to call my mom?" "Yeah, just hit redial." ;)
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You Know You`re Drunk When You cut pineapples yelling "SPONGE BOB I KNOW YOU`RE IN THERE..."
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You Know You`re Drunk When you ask your girlfriend if she was single...
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You Know You`re Drunk When you blend YOUR iPhone saying "I WANT APPLE JUICE"
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That moment when you enter the supermarket & see that they are giving out free samples
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Theres always that one person that makes your heart stop when you see their name. (:
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Music not only changes our mood, but it also changes the way we think and our perception of the world...
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Dear Lord Voldemort, all you have to do is LIE. Sincerely, Pinochio.
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I love it when somebody sees me, screams my name and then runs to hug me.
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