You’re as useless as the Letter H in the word yeah .
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Facebook status
like if: Slowly putting your seatbelt on when you see a cop.
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Being single sucks when you know exactly who you want.
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I hate when girls act dumb because they think it`s cute.
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Ephebiphobia: the fear of teenagers...
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What you do when people sing happy birthday to you?
5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like an idiot trying to figure out what to do.
5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like an idiot trying to figure out what to do.
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That feeling when you accidentally drop the food you are about to eat
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Getting caught in those "it`s not what it looks like" moments...
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My parents say it`s their house but when it`s time to clean it magically becomes my house too
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"WHY?!" "Because I said so!" Good one mom, you should be a lawyer
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