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The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.
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I don`t have bad handwriting. I have my own font.
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Internet always seems way more interesting when you have work to do.
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That moment when you can`t hear the TV so you just chew your food slower
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Too young for marriage, too old for games & too smart for players. ♥
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*Internet Connection Failed* ❒ Waiting Patiently. ✔ Raping the refresh button 10 million times!
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77% of girls think they`re ugly. 50% of girls think they`re fat. 100% of society should stop insulting girls for their apperances.
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Scary movies are so much better when you have someone to watch them with. ♥
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You call me 3 times, I ignore it. *UNKNOWN CALL.* Who the fuck you trying to fool?! LOL.
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I`ve always wanted to know how long "forever" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 months.
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