Facebook status

If someone put a video on youtube of me when I`m home alone, I`d be pretty embarrassed XD
-Summer
That awkward moment when morons start every status with "That awkward moment" even when it ISN`T awkward.
-Dave
Your teacher tells you not to eat or drink in class
Yet they do...
wtf?
-Gaby
getting married on facebook because it`s cheaper ....
-Sarah
My parents say I have ADHD, I don`t what the hell they are tal- LOOK IT`S A BIRD!
-Jenny
Only in this generation, can you carry on a whole freaking conversation with smiley faces.
-unknown
Always be positive. *trips down stairs* Man I got down those stairs fast!
-unknown
"Mom...I`m bored" "Ok, if you`re so bored why don`t you clean this..." "Never mind I found something to do.
-unknown
Gentlemen may not be extinct, but they are definitely endangered.
-unknown
That awkward moment when 2 people are taking your picture at the same time and you don`t know which camera to look at
-unknown