I Was Amazed When I saw “ipod!” Is The Same Upside Down!
-Parminder
Facebook status
Errr Excuse me? I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air.
-Parminder
Arriving at a friends house: "Hi, thanks for having me."
Arriving at a Bestfriends house:"If there is no food, I`m going home."
Arriving at a Bestfriends house:"If there is no food, I`m going home."
-Parminder
My boyfriend asked me to send him dirty pics.. so I sent him pictures of dishes.
-Parminder
Dear Dinner,
They`re only using you to get to me.
Sincerely, Dessert
They`re only using you to get to me.
Sincerely, Dessert
-Parminder
Everything around us is made up of energy. To attract positive things in your life, start by giving off positive energy
-Afaq
Facebook needs a "Drama of the day" section in my news feed
-unknown
The awkward moment when your identical twin calls you ugly.
-unknown
LIKE IF : Texting someone, and falling asleep while waiting for the reply.
-unknown
That awkward moment when your tattoo artist says "oops"
-unknown