That awesome moment when a cute guy smiled at you.
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Facebook status
Telling a girl she`s in second place is probably the worst thing you can say to her.
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"I need to study." *Opens book.* "I don`t feel like studying." *Closes book.*
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I think I’m going to end up like Plankton. Marrying my computer.
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You actually have friends?" "Yeah, all 10 seasons on DVD!"
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If Pocahontas & the smurfs had babies... the result would be Avatar.
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LIKE IF : *Ignores phone call* -Texts them- "You called?!"
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I want you to know that i love the third word in this sentence. ;)
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eating by yourself: save all the good ones for last. eating with a friend: eat all the good ones before that loser can even see them.
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Like if: Saying random numbers when someone is counting to make them lose count
-Parminder