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This is my gang (-(-(-(-(-.-)-)-)-)^)/ .. < sorry he`s new...
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Mom, dad, don`t worry. EVERYONE failed that test.
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That awkward walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
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CARTOONS: The only place you can wear the same thing everyday & nobody cares.
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Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math book. LIKE if you agree.
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LIKE IF:I wait a while before replying to your texts to make you think I`m busy.
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You know he really cares when he asks what’s wrong, and when you tell him nothing, he stays there waiting for the real reason.
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When your teachers attitude suddenly changes when the principal comes into the room..
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Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you turn on is the microwave.
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The problem with us girls/women these days is that we spend too much time not chasing our dreams but chasing boys/men.
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