If you still talk about it you still care about it
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Facebook status
*In school* This is easy! *On the test* WTF is this?!
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In 1998, more fast food employees were murdered at work than police officers
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That awkward outcast feeling when your friend meets up with a group of people you don`t know.
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My PC brings all the errors to the yard & they`re like, "Get a Mac retard!"
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Women say childbirth is the most painful thing... obviously they have never stepped on a Lego.
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Facebook would be a lot better if they had an "Ignore all engagement and wedding posts" option.
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Dad: "LIKE A CHEESE STICK" Me: "Dad, its G6..."
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The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through hard times, and laugh with you after the hard times pass.
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If the people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.
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