To The Herbal Essence Company: What are you really doing to the pretty lady in the shower? Sincerely, I Want Whatever She`s Getting.
-LeeAnn
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Female`s tell tales about how there`s no more good guys, open your eyes they are still in the friend zone where you left them!
-Donnie
Dear boys, Unless you look like a Calvin Klein model, don`t expect us to look like Victoria`s Secret angels -Sincerely, girls everywhere.
-Ashley
There`s always gonna be that one girl who is prettier than you, you`ll just have to find that one boy who doesn`t care.
-Sierra
2 + 2 = Fish. 3 + 3 = Eight. 7 + 7 = Triangle. LIKE if you get it!
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It is really rude to talk while I`m interrupting.
-unknown
I do not gossip, I distribute vital information.
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Group projects: 1 person does all the work, everyone takes the credit.
-unknown
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.
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I was born to party...but forced to study
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