"Just kidding" is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along.
-unknown
Facebook status
Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you`d like to continue unprotected....
-unknown
Is anyone going to tell America`s Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
-unknown
That awkward moment when you`re looking at someone and then they look at you.
-Ellie
here is the address to my position
c:\programefiles\house\kitchen\looking4lunch\like it cooked itself :P
copy paste to the address bar to find me...ooouw and please come with some lunch
c:\programefiles\house\kitchen\looking4lunch\like it cooked itself :P
copy paste to the address bar to find me...ooouw and please come with some lunch
-Keotiut
You tired yet? Cause you`ve been running through my mind all day!
-Jessy
Was gonna enjoy a nice bowl of fruity pebbles & what do I see?..no milk in the refrigerator.:/
-Dominic Michael
does anyone else feel that in the winter you are all of a sudden interested with the weather......
-Livi
How to make a man happy:
1) Love him
2) feed
3) leave it alone.
How to make a woman happy? It`s not that hard. One only has to be:
1) friend
2) lover
3) brother
4) the father
5) The host
6) teacher
7) cook
a roofer
9) plumber
10) mechanic
11) Decorator
12) stylist
13) Sexologists
14), a psychologist
15) therapist
16), the organizer
17) bold
18) clean person
19) kindly
20) Good
21), a generous
22) tender
23) attentive
24) a gallant
25) intelligent
26) educated
27) with some humor
28), an ingenious
29) sports
30) a strong
31) understanding
32) acquiescent
33), tolerant
34), indulgent
35), careful
36), mild
37) rich
38) strongly
39) a reliable
40) polite
Without forgetting:
41) often make compliments
42) love to do shopping
43) do not make trouble and do not look for problems
44) do not annoy her
45) do not look at other girls
At the same time you:
46) to be careful
47) do not be jealous
48) to get along with her family
49) to find time for her .... at the same time leaving her room
taking care of her ...
And finally, VERY IMPORTANT:
50) NEVER! do not forget the date:
* Birthdays
* The first meeting
* betrothal
* Wedding
Unfortunately, even strictly following all the rules, her happiness is not guaranteed because it can choke on the perfection of his companion and escape with the first available
1) Love him
2) feed
3) leave it alone.
How to make a woman happy? It`s not that hard. One only has to be:
1) friend
2) lover
3) brother
4) the father
5) The host
6) teacher
7) cook
a roofer
9) plumber
10) mechanic
11) Decorator
12) stylist
13) Sexologists
14), a psychologist
15) therapist
16), the organizer
17) bold
18) clean person
19) kindly
20) Good
21), a generous
22) tender
23) attentive
24) a gallant
25) intelligent
26) educated
27) with some humor
28), an ingenious
29) sports
30) a strong
31) understanding
32) acquiescent
33), tolerant
34), indulgent
35), careful
36), mild
37) rich
38) strongly
39) a reliable
40) polite
Without forgetting:
41) often make compliments
42) love to do shopping
43) do not make trouble and do not look for problems
44) do not annoy her
45) do not look at other girls
At the same time you:
46) to be careful
47) do not be jealous
48) to get along with her family
49) to find time for her .... at the same time leaving her room
taking care of her ...
And finally, VERY IMPORTANT:
50) NEVER! do not forget the date:
* Birthdays
* The first meeting
* betrothal
* Wedding
Unfortunately, even strictly following all the rules, her happiness is not guaranteed because it can choke on the perfection of his companion and escape with the first available
-Gajjar
That sexy face you make when you eat something super sour.
-Madai