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Yelling "is that your phone?!" when someone has their phone out in class.
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Today`s relationships; you can touch each other, but not each others phones...
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"Weren`t you two best friends?" "Yeah, for years." "What happened?" "She got a boyfriend."
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A Toyota Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet... but I can only walk so fast.
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Every new day is another chance to be a better person than you were the day before
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LIKE IF: When I was little I only went on the computers for paint..
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I love that one kid that always argues with the teacher and wins.
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The awkward moment when you close the wrong tab.
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WHERE YOUR PEN DISAPPEARS WHEN U DROP IT: 3% Right where u dropped it, 5% 10 feet away from u, 92% Into another dimension never to be seen.
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LIKE If you (LIKE), (LOVE), or (MISS) Someone Right NOW.
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