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That awkward moment when you reach over grab your cup to drink and just realize you have nothing left and thinking when did I take my last sip...
-Herseyz
That awkward moment when you make eye contact with the guy next to you as your both using the urinals in the restroom.
-Ryan
Males: Wow, her status is dumb......but shes cute! `LIKE`
-Ryan
"I wasnt that drunk.." "dude, you asked my pitbull to give you everything!"
-Emily
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
-unknown
LIKE IF : If my parents really knew me, I`d be screwed.
-unknown
That awkward moment when the chips company actually becomes generous by putting some chips in the air bags.
-unknown
We like boys that send us unexpected texts.
-unknown
"It`s hot in here.." "Sorry, should I leave?"
-unknown
Don`t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.
-unknown