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That awkward moment when you don`t have any friends in your class and the teacher says, "Find a partner!"...

LIKE IF:Pressing a toy that says `TRY ME` at the store and it wont stop, So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.

Adele might set fire to rain... But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.

Dear toothpaste, I know you’re still in there! Sincerely, still squeezing the tube.

When People say, "When I was little I..." And I`m just sitting there awkwardly like, "I still do that..."

*Age 8* "Go to Bed." "NOOOO !" *Age 18* "Get Up." "NOOOOOO.!"

I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

Sometimes I wonder if you miss me like I`ve missed you, sometimes I wonder if you think about me like I`ve thought about you, but most of all I wonder if you love me like I`ve always loved you<3

When life gives you lemons....
tell her to pass the vodka too.....!!!! (:

That awkward moment when you lost your mom in a super market and you spend an hour running up and down trying to look for her and you`re 16...