On the internet you can be whoever you want. It`s strange that so many choose to be stupid.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
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If she has 500 LIKES and 500 comments, what`s missing? OH YEAH, her clothes.
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Telling a blonde joke to a blonde, and them not getting it, is the funniest thing possible.
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I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like.
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Don`t find love, let love find you. That`s why it`s called falling in love, because you don`t force yourself to fall, you just fall.
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A wise old man once told me, "You should question everything in life." I said, "Why ?"
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I`m fine. Thanks for not asking.
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