I think cops should yell "PICKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" before they taze someone
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That time late at night where you find everything hilarious. *sees a pencil* "Look! It`s a pencil! HAHAHAHAHAH"
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I hate using the bathroom during school because I don`t want people to hear me pee..
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Dear iPod, When I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my favorite songs. Sincerely, next, next, next, next, next.
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I hate when people ask me stupid questions..Like "do you have a bathroom?" no. I just pee in the bushes outside
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Girls claiming that they`re "Barbies" ..... they look more like Barbarians.
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LIKE IF:I`m perfectly happy being single. Until I see a happy couple.
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We all have that one teacher who`s like: "Don`t pack up yet. There`s still twenty-six seconds of class left.."
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If I worked in a restaurant... on Valentines Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl`s drink..hehe
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Just know that you`re not alone. EVERYONE feels broken sometimes.
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