That suspicious moment when you know your friend is hiding something from you.
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Facebook status
Constantly comparing your old relationship to your new relationship is a quick way to find yourself single again.
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LIKE If my mom can`t find it, its gone.
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At one point in your life, you`ve wondered how boring it must be to be a goldfish.
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"You actually have friends?" "Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD!"
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LIKE IF When Im in the movie theater, I always finish my popcorn before the damn movie even starts.
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LIKE IF:Pretending to look for your homework when you know you didn`t do it.
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I hate when Squirrels have staring contests with you, bitch, I will win.
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Mom (on computer) : Do I click this? You: No! What are you doing? Just give me the computer, i`ll do it.
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Sleep is for the people without access to Internet.
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