I`m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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Facebook status
That awkward moment when there`s a long pause during a phone call.. then you both speak at the same time.
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LIKE IF: Saying you`ll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it`s not important.
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LIKE IF: whenever you get a new phone.. you treat it like a new born baby.
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I hate when I forget to press send on my phone, then sit & wait there for a reply like an idiot.
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The most overused line in movies and tv shows is, "So, I guess this is goodbye."
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A girl`s behavior makes her cute, her face makes her pretty, & her personality makes her beautiful. What makes her stunning? All the above.
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"I wasn`t that drunk!" Dude, you climbed up a tree & said- "OH GOD! Look how big this piece of broccoli is!"
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Yesterday is an old paper,
Today is a news paper,
Tomorrow is a question paper,
But life is an answer paper.
So write it carefully.
Today is a news paper,
Tomorrow is a question paper,
But life is an answer paper.
So write it carefully.
-Momin
LIKE IF: Spending half an hour just trying to take a new profile picture.
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