Facebook status

Like if Pretending to write when the teacher is looking to call on someone.
-unknown
Are they dating? "I don`t know lets see..(check facebook)"
-unknown
Awkward moment of the day: When you finally find out that the guy you`ve been flirting with for the past several days is gay.
-Kylynn
Editor: Why did you write the story on top of the envelope and send it?
Author: You asked me to write a Cover Story, that`s why.
-Momin
Hey, I just sent you a friend request, not a marriage proposal.
-Bruno
That awkward moment when your toys have made 3 movies behind your back
-Sonja
A jealous girl does more research than the FBI
-Chris
If you`re not ready to be in a relationship, don`t get into one.
-unknown
My Talents: speed texting, procrastination, and sarcasm.
-unknown
Like if: Pretending to care about what the birthday card says, but you really just want the money.
-unknown