Hot Boys: 2% are gay. 5% already have girlfriends. 93% don`t live in your part of the country.
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It`s. Weird. How. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Pauses. When. I. Read. Things. Like. This.
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They say you are what you eat. That`s funny, I don`t recall eating a sexy beast today.
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I miss you like the moon misses the sun, destined to chase it till the end of time.
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I carry a knife with me... it`s just in case of cake.
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Sometimes things are not that bad Its just our imaginations freaking us out
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Hope there`s never a computer virus that sends all your Google searches to your parents.
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When you say "theres nothing to eat" but there`s a whole refrigerator full of food.
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is Making faces at a stranger`s baby When their parents aren`t looking.
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Many relationships fail not because the people involved don`t love each other but because the timing just isn`t right
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