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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I`m bored, lets go brush your teeth!
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Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you.
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In bed, it`s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it`s 7:45. At school it`s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it`s 1:31
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There are two types of listeners: the ones who actually care and the ones who are just nosey.
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Some fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." Others begin with "If elected, I promise..."
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I`m not afraid to try again. I`m just afraid of geting hurt for the same reason.
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Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. -Lou Erickso
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If something is meant to happen, it will. Until then, try your best to be patient and carry on!
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I wish my mind had a delete button.
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Everyone is gifted. Some just open the package sooner.
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