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"Today class we have a new student" *Automatic thought* "She better be hot"
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I hate it how we can text 24/7 but when we meet it`s so awkward.
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It`s scary to think that nothing can kill that 0.01% germ.
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Haters are just confused admirers because they can`t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.
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“You know what’s good in dream? You can be with a person who’s impossible to be with in reality.”
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We`re women. We don`t say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don`t get it.
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Love is either yes or no, never maybe.
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Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to "unstable".
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I don`t get why people get involved and start picking sides in something that doesn`t involve them to begin with.
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It`s crazy how you can go months or years without talking to someone but they still cross your mind every day.
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