Facebook status

Hey, fb needs a `dislike` button! `Dislike` my status if you agree! Oh wait! Darn it! No dislike button!
-Jake
Genres? Who cares. If it sounds good, and you like it, blow dem` speakers upppp.
-Shelby
The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others.
-Isaac
Cheating is a choice…
Not a mistake.
Don’t be fooled.
-Vishal
is an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
-Vishal
is going through funny facebook statuses thinking.."damn i must be stupid"
-Keotiut
Differences won`t always make you successful, but successful people are different.
-unknown
N E V E R mess with someone`s feelings just because you`re confused about yours...
-unknown
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
-unknown
"You`re fat." "It runs in my family!" "Dude, no one runs in your family."
-unknown