That feeling you get when you know someone`s using their phone but just isn`t replying back to your text.
-unknown
Facebook status
It`s painful to say goodbye to someone you don`t want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave...
-unknown
Don`t you wish you could just Google anything? Like; "where`s the remote?" Google: "under the couch"
-unknown
Sometimes, we are like stars. We fall to make someone`s wish come true.
-unknown
Things we are thankful for: #1: friends and family #2: caller I.D so we can avoid our friends and family.
-unknown
(phone vibrates) *runs across the room* *jumps over the couch* *picks up* ``Damn, I thought you were someone else..``
-unknown
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
-Parminder
That awkward moment when someone posts a status saying to like it, and nobody likes it.
-Lexi
(You watching video by yourself) You: HAHAHAHAAAAA! (You showing friend video) You: Hang on, it gets better.
-Lexi
That awkward moment when someone calls your name and don`t know where the voice is coming from so you ignore it.
-Brent