Facebook status
OK, I`m getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9,9,9,9,9, ....
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Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
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"Wow you`re cool." LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ
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`Dinners ready` `OKAY, I`M COMING!` *Stays on computer*
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Admit it, you should be doing something really important right now. But you came to FACEBOOK instead.
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You"ll never be able to appreciate the calm sea until you`ve been in the midst of a raging storm.
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I like the people who can keep the conversation going, no matter how random the topics get.
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Look. Either you can agree with me or you can be wrong.
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An ex should stay an EX. They`re an EXample of the wrong love & an EXplanation for why you deserve better!
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Parents:"School is your job!" Us: "Really, then where is my pay check?"
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