I don`t need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover.
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Taking "naps" sounds so childish... I prefer to call them `horizontal life pauses`.
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Rules for texting a girl: 1. Don`t take 40 mins to reply. 2. Use good grammar. 3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the smile face :)
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Male Dictionary : I`m hungry. = I`m hungry.
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FemaleDictionary : No = Yes ♀ Maybe = No ♀ We need = I want ♀ We need to talk = I want to complaint ♀ Am I Fat = Tell me I`m beautiful.
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"Dude, she just called u lazy" ... "Oh hell no! Go tell her i`m not"
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When a guy can handle your flaws, love you on your moody days, and say you`re beautiful in your sweatpants & PJs, he`s worth loving.
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Profile Pictures = How your friend wants to look. Tagged photos = How your friend actually looks.
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"We should take a break." = "I want to date other people, but I don`t want you to realize it yet."
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"Success" depends on the second letter.
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