"Do Not Try This At Home!" Ok, I`ll just try it at my friend`s house...
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Facebook status
GIRL: "What are you looking at?!" ME: "Not even Google knows…"
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That awkward moment when you realize every house has a particular smell, but you can`t even smell the one at your house.
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Having only one facial expression and pose for every single picture so you don`t look like a deformed potato.
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Girls think making the (*3*) face is cute & I`m just like, "You look like a duck.."
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i Confess I keep my Facebook Chat offline to avoid certain people.
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Practice safe text, use commas
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When you`re stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Mind = Blown.
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Does anybody else do the three pocket check (cell phone, wallet, keys) before leaving anywhere?
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Its simple.. Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
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