Facebook status
If loving you was a mistake then you are my favorite mistake
-Memz Alemdar
Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that "cool" mood. "Like" you dont really care..
-Jordan
like & i`ll tell you a song that reminds me of you ♥
-Abbas
That awkward moment when your caught naked grabbing a towel, thinking nobody was home.
-Joseph
Student: Miss I did my homework but I left my book at home
Teacher: How do I know your not lying, Detention!!
Next Day...
Teacher: Oh sorry kids, I did mark your books but I left them at home ...
-Ameerah
That moment when you look at the sky for inspiration but the clouds remind you of cotton candy and marshmallows and then you want cotton candy and marshmallows :/
Inspiration fail :P
-Radha
Q. What’s bigger then you, but doesn’t weigh anything?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A. Your shadow.
-Vaibhav
Adele might set fire to the rain, but spongebob can make campfire underwater.
-Poh
Everyone thinks that girls want a knight in shining armour or someone rich and great body...... but i just want someone who I can love for who they are not what they have <3 <3 <3
-Tammy
Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”
-unknown