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That Awkward Moment where you look at someone catching you doing an embarrasing thing and you just look at them until they look away
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That Awkward Moment when you finally see that person you been seeing in pics and they look nothing like the person in the picture
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That awkward moment when your masseuse is enjoying your massage more than you are.
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That Awkward Moment when you stare at a word for so long that it doesn`t even look like a real word anymore.
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That awkward moment when your gum randomly falls out your mouth....
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LIKE IF:The only thing that gets me through Thursday, is knowing that - Tomorrow Is Friday.
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I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays.
-Vishal
If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t Photoshop be illegal models?
-Vishal
LIKE IF: you feel obligated to do house work when someone near you is making saying "arr, there is so much to do" then they look at you...
-Lakota
when your so bored and all you do is eat, eat, and eat and you wake up next morning thinking to yourself where the food gone
-Lewis