You have 3 choices in life: Watch things happen, make things happen or wonder what the hell happened.
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During a math test: Me: my answer = 23 Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36. Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
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Y.O.L.O = You Obviously Love Oreos
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There should be an `I Don`t Know` option on a test so I can be correct more frequently.
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Man says about his wife: We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops :)
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During a test when the teacher passes by you cover your answers with one hand so that the teacher can`t see how stupid you are.
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That heart attack you get when your parents are using your phone and you start hoping they don`t look through your text messages
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Simon says jump. Simon didn`t say land, you`re all out.
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Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on.
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A guy and a girl can never be just best friends, one of them will definitely fall for the other.
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