I think I’m going to take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it…
-Ash Happy
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Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send £10 to me.
-Ash Happy
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 92,748 times, you are a weather man.
-Ash Happy
the awkward moment when someone starts a sentence with the awkward moment when its not even awkward
-Ash Happy
The moment you realise the world has gone mad when you see your dad playing angry birds...
-Yashith
LIKE IF: When you are watching a movie with a friend who already saw it and they say, "Oh, watch this part"
-Alex
Unexpected text messages are always cute. The fact that the person took a little bit of their time to make you smile.
-unknown
"The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique" -Walt Disney.
-unknown
Will you be mine? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no.
-unknown
The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest. ♥
-unknown