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MY BRAIN: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% other stuff I should know, 90% song lyrics.
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Sometimes, when you imagine a perfect guy, you realize you`ve described a person you`ve known forever
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True Love comes only with one person.. If it comes for the 2nd time it`s just a medicine to forget the first love.
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Say it to my face, not through your status.
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I just wanna go on a long drive with the windows down and music blaring and forget about all my problems for just a little while.
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Notice: If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
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People change for 1 of 2 reasons: (1) Either they`ve learned a lot. (2) They`ve been hurt too many times.
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Not everyone you love is going to love you back. That`s why it`s important to love yourself more than anything.
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LIKE IF:When I`m ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring far longer than usual.
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Only in math problems can you buy 50 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you
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