LIKE IF : My level of maturity changes; depending on who I`m with.
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Facebook status
LIKE IF : Stalking all the girls he talks to on Facebook, so you can see if they`re prettier than you..
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The best love story is when you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.
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My mom says I’ll be in less trouble if I tell the truth. When I Lie To My Mom & She Finds Out: Grounded. When I Tell The Truth: Grounded.
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“Do you know how many calories are in that?” “…Do you know how many f*cks I give?”
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Guy friends, they`re the best! And hilarious, not awkward, fun to hang out with...until you start to like one of them.
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WHAT I DO IN SCHOOL: 5% Pay attention. 12% Play with a pencil. 21% Check people out. 62% Daydream of what I could be doing if I wasnt there.
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If you love someone, tell him/her. Forget about the rules or the fear of looking ridiculous.
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Those moments when you just suddenly burst into tears... releasing the pain you`ve held since the past few days
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The awkward moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone, and then the next day they`re best friends.
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